apologeticallyfat:

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

ittlebittle:

dateamonster:

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

and they were tombmates…

oh my god they were tombmates…

jawshington:

when your mental illness starts acting up again

Anonymous asked: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

mattandjones:

sometimes i whine like a BIG bitch

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trevenants:

#iconic

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